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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>The Matt Irick BlogI find humor in what people hold Holiest.  Race, religion, music, sex, politics, and sports are what interest me, and also what I like to discuss and make light of the most. Sensitivity is the wild card of comedy.  I believe the biggest laughs come from the humorous acknowledgment, and subsequent release of uncomfortable tension.


   My hobbies include taking stock options, being thanked after sex, and having my asshole friends write quotes saying what my hobbies include.
 

I am not trying to be crass, this is simply who I am.  If you get insulted, you probably missed the point.
  </description><title>Team Rick Whit</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @mattirick)</generator><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Off to The Greenbrier with the fam for the 4th.  Should be a...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/Qj1eKpIoJaxtoo8mDyjpZR8Y_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Off to The Greenbrier with the fam for the 4th.  Should be a Wasp-tastic vacation.  Skeet shooting in the morning, golf and white water rafting in the afternoon, then various black tie events every evening.  You know, “fun” stuff. Personally I prefer being shirtless and drunk on a lake over the 4th, but wearing a tux in a stuffy ballroom is good too…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It will be a good time though.  I have been there before and enjoyed myself.  Plus I haven’t been to an IADC meeting in a couple of years so it will be good to see all those people. Grandma will be there, as well as my niece, and we are set to rule the pool every day and celebrate her turning the big 2.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/40723568</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/40723568</guid><pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 14:39:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>indianapolis ranked most sexually satisfied city in america</title><description>indianapolis ranked most sexually satisfied city in america: Just glad to be doing my part.  Very...</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/40625421</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/40625421</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:45:35 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"The smartest person ever to walk the face of this earth.  The man was connected to the universe in..."</title><description>“The smartest person ever to walk the face of this earth.  The man was connected to the...</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/40624057</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/40624057</guid><pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:25:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>jessicap:
I hate when you pour cereal and cereal bits fall out of the bag and spill over into the...</title><description>jessicap:
I hate when you pour cereal and cereal bits fall out of the bag and spill over into the...</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/40107181</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/40107181</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 17:58:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Traveling Wilbury’s - Handle With Care
What a talentless,...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://mattirick.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/40084490/Qj1eKpIoJaqnghxjH38SoQB1&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Traveling Wilbury’s - Handle With Care&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What a talentless, talentless band.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/40084490</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/40084490</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 14:10:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Mini Me is about to have a sex tape out?!?  Well get ready for...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/Qj1eKpIoJapks0hiTBo1eNFh_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Mini Me is about to have a sex tape out?!?  Well get ready for that weird mix of emotions where you are kind of laughing, almost puking, and suspecting you are witnessing something very illegal all at the same time.  Because we all know we are going to watch this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Personally my mind is racing.  I have so many logistical questions.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39987285</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39987285</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:07:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I hate people.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/Qj1eKpIoJap82wop47hIhn8D_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I hate people.</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39952955</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39952955</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 14:12:43 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Pacers Trade O'Neil</title><description>Pacers Trade O'Neil: It’s a start Pacers.  But I still hate the NBA.</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39855486</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39855486</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:59:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>My lord Ana Ivanovic is sexy.  She puts Maria Sharapova to...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/Qj1eKpIoJanvz25dIiu0Hnwq_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;My lord Ana Ivanovic is sexy.  She puts Maria Sharapova to shame.  Granted I am biased since I have a major weakness for brunettes, but I don’t think many will disagree that she is gorgeous. Not only that, but she is ranked No. 1 in the world and won her Wimbledon match today in straight sets.  Not too shabby.  That is all I know about Wimbledon for now.  Ana is the only thing keeping me interested in early round play.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0122/ten_ap_ivanovic_300.jpg" height="300" width="300"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39826985</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39826985</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:46:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The Richard Pryor Show - President Pryor
I guarantee there are...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezQOTXR9CEM"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ezQOTXR9CEM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Richard Pryor Show - President Pryor&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I guarantee there are people in our country that think this is what it will be like if Obama takes office.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39801520</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39801520</guid><pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:49:21 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>First Richard Pryor had a heart attack, then I had a heart attack.  Then Richard had a heart attack....</title><description>First Richard Pryor had a heart attack, then I had a heart attack.  Then Richard had a heart attack....</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39729901</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39729901</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 23:18:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Shaq to lose deputy’s badge for Kobe rap</title><description>Shaq to lose deputy’s badge for Kobe rap</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39708300</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39708300</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:57:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>All hail self service terminals</title><description>We all know the BMV is where happiness goes to die, and the soul crushingly slow moving go to work. ...</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39706759</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39706759</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:38:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Sex and the City quiz.</title><description>I have found that all women identify themselves with one of the characters from Sex and the City. ...</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39596634</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39596634</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:53:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>(via nevver)
I dont like beer, but I love this concept.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/4bXPnsjnUal8v5n73B7s6ijJ_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://nevver.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;nevver&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I dont like beer, but I love this concept.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39574836</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39574836</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:35:36 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dirtysob:

Goodbye Italy!
Spain took the game in penalties. So...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/e8BRpqZhCajp82zfgMKkFCTg_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dirtysob.tumblr.com/post/39428701/goodbye-italy-spain-took-the-game-in-penalties" target="_blank"&gt;dirtysob&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Goodbye Italy!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Spain took the game in penalties. So intense. This Euro cup has been huge.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I honestly believe that there is no question that Germany and Spain will meet for the final match.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I certainly hope so.  Germany has the easier path.  Turkey has lost far too much quality to injuries for me to consider them a threat.  As for Russia, I don’t know how well they will fare against the skill of the Spanish.  What I am trying to get at is Spain vs. Germany is the best possible match up.  They were the two strongest teams in my mind coming into the tournament, and are certainly the two I want to see battle it out for the title.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And lets be honest.  Which match up sounds like a Euro final, and which sounds like a consolation match?  Spain vs Germany - Turkey vs. Russia&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39429635</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39429635</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 17:41:08 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>god bless sports on sunday</title><description>IRL Ethanol 250 at Iowa - A short, fast paced, very competitive small track race.  Its not well...</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39415623</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39415623</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Jun 2008 14:28:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>One Hundred Push Ups</title><description>One Hundred Push Ups: dirtysob:

shawnblog:
Work your way up to 100 push ups in just six weeks. Step...</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39235528</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39235528</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:25:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"The world would probably be better off if men couldn’t cause conception until they were..."</title><description>“The world would probably be better off if men couldn’t cause conception until they were...</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39222367</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39222367</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:25:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"if every government plans for only the 4 years they’ll be in power, how can we move forward?"</title><description>“if every government plans for only the 4 years they’ll be in power, how can we move...</description><link>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39222169</link><guid>http://mattirick.tumblr.com/post/39222169</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:21:00 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
