Team Rick Whit

i still think strippers are gross

    Well I made it back from Chi town and my buddies bachelor party today.  I am currently walking the tightrope between remembering how much fun I had, and never wanting to look at my bank statement again. Debauchery is expensive…

    I lost the back of my phone somewhere, my dignity everywhere, and some place still owes me $50 worth of pizza I ordered and then passed out before receiving.  It was all worth it though.  I learned that I l am really attracted to women in baseball hats.  That no one can out chug a homeless guy.  Cops still have small penises, and love to be assholes for no reason to people they see having fun.  That trolley rides are just about greatest thing you can do while drinking, and I want one at my funeral.  And I still think strippers are gross and a huge waste of time and money…. Sorry Dan.

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