McCain Declines Secret Service
Not going to lie, this started out a little slow. But damn did this get hilarious by the end. “The day I get out tracked in the Jungle, is the day I saw off my own balls.” Thats Satirical Gold. Perfect delivery of the word balls. Well done Onion.
Via Brooklyn'Mutt
The Matt Irick Blog
I find humor in what people hold Holiest. Race, religion, music, sex, politics, and sports are what interest me, and also what I like to discuss and make light of the most. Sensitivity is the wild card of comedy. I believe the biggest laughs come from the humorous acknowledgment, and subsequent release of uncomfortable tension.
My hobbies include taking stock options, being thanked after sex, and having my asshole friends write quotes saying what my hobbies include.
I am not trying to be crass, this is simply who I am. If you get insulted, you probably missed the point.
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