May 05 2008

Its not so easy

    There is nothing like moving up weights in the gym to get your body to tell you just exactly how much you fucked up your elbow arm wrestling at Yogi’s.  You see ladies.  Its not so easy to be a guy either.  I know your road is definitely tougher, what with the child bearing and other female bodily functions.  But testosterone can be a bitch too.  How else can you explain me challenging a stranger who is bigger than me to a feat of strength that hasn’t been used since that shitty Sylvester Stallone movie?  Ill tell you, because whiskey and testosterone combine into hubris(and also horniness, but that comes later in the night), and I was going to be God Dammned before I let someone from the MSIS party be stronger than me… I won though, but, by admitting to acting like this when I drink, I actually lose.

Ahh! Over the Top! That’s the name of the Stallone movie. 

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I find humor in what people hold Holiest. Race, religion, music, sex, politics, and sports are what interest me, and also what I like to discuss and make light of the most. Sensitivity is the wild card of comedy. I believe the biggest laughs come from the humorous acknowledgment, and subsequent release of uncomfortable tension.


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