“Being a Bills fan is like sending your girlfriend off to be a roommate on ‘Real World.’ Before the season starts you have this foolish hope that she won’t let you down. However, in the depths of your being, you know that a few weeks from now, you will be sitting on your couch, watching your beloved fumble away her clothes, getting touchdown after touchdown scored on her.”
September 27 2009
September 26 2009
Did I pause this movie when I put my nieces to bed, only to come back downstairs and watch the rest of it by myself? Yes. Yes I did.
Football just had to wait.
September 25 2009
“I watched Manning play on Monday and felt a twinge of envy. The Brady-Manning rivalry is on hold right now. Indefinitely.”
- Bill Simmons - That is right, BILL SIMMONS said this. I feel like I need to somehow go outside and shoot my eye out. I have to come back down to earth.
September 22 2009
September 21 2009
Peyton Manning just high-fived a Colts colors clad Tiger Woods on the sidelines after throwing an opening play touchdown. God Damn I love my team!
Breaking my diet to go pick up some sushi to eat during the game… Tuna is kind of like a dolphin right? Meh, you get the idea.
Lets Go Horse!!!
September 17 2009
September 16 2009
Little niece Emma asked my sister to take a picture for, “my favorite uncle who always protects me.”
Well played Emmy. Butter me up before I babysit all of next weekend… Well played indeed.
September 15 2009
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Sufjan Stevens - Dear Mr. Super Computer
Jay Z Answer the Call - U Don’t Know > D.O.A.
Hate to say it because I am a JM apologist, and my boy got it done. But I am afraid you hired Mayer for a job Slash should have done, Jay. Love the bridge in D.O.A. though. Yeah instruments in rap!
September 14 2009
I am going to replace the Patriots Gatorade jugs with holy water so the next time his team pours them out on him in celebration, Bill Belichick will burst into flames.
I am cheering for T.O. to “Make A Play” right now… I hope they have ice skates in hell.
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Every once in a while I post things as well...
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